In cooperation with the editors, A team of web designers have been hard at work to develop the new website. Doesn’t it look awesome? We think so.

To all our regular readers, we’re sincerely sorry that it’s taken us so long to get back online. As you can understand, when designing websites, there are a multitude of issues that can arise. Plus, the editors of Touché, bitches! are located in all corners of the globe. Well, actually, just the US and Australia. But that means different timezones, different quantities of distracting bad television and varying levels of access to The Wire. But it’s all done now and all you have to do is enjoy!

Oh, and remember that we’re always looking for new writers so, please, email us!

Anyways—Need I say any more? Enjoy the new Touché, bitches!