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Just saying: I’m a romantic kind of guy. So without further ado, I will present to you the chillest, most awesomest roamantic getaways in the Blizzard world. I’m not talking about World of Warcraft, because that shit is whacked, I’m talking SC. Starcraft Brah, that is where the real romantics go.

Blizzard had offered some classic locations for you to take that long time lover, awkward first date or just the plain weird internet pick-up, and we romantics can dig that, but now we are after something that would really woo the opposite sex. So with this next list of places we will explore the new found gems hidden deep, be it from trashy gutter scene or maybe something more antique.

Gutterhulk

This scene is for the traditional romantic, first time daters where you don’t get too drunk and in the gutter, and those just wanting to take it slow and not harass any natural expos. Control the situation by centering your dates attention, and sneak in those witty comments to get a back way in.

Khaydarin Depths - As in ‘K Daring Depth.

Now normally a romantic would not aim for the back way in, but with this place it is rather tempting. Balance the right topics of conversation, with the right timing and you never know. You might get into that main.

Omega Sector - Better known (or heard) as OOOOOOH! Me gah Sex.

For the romantic that doesn’t matter which way it swings? With multiple paths to conquering what ever it is that you seek, be it the side expansions, main base, or just controlling the game. Be direct or take your time, and dance around the subject.

Ruins of Tarsonis – Ruined. Ta son.

This place is ideal for the sharing romantic, offering you the opportunity of help from friends. With multiple choke points and great for different team race combos, why wouldn’t you want to come here? Oh. Beware the backdoor.

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Blizzard recently announced some new maps being added to the current multiplayer ladder. Apparently some maps have also been removed for balance issues.

But I think, in reality, people are getting bored of the usual holiday destinations. Climbing up the ancient Steppes of War, or hiking across Shakuras Plateau is just not the same anymore; those little pesky zerglings want a more exciting destination.

So let me give you a sneak peek at what Blizzard thinks will be the best new holiday destinations for 1v1 Zealots, Marines, and Queens.

Backwater Gulch

When a place is named a backwater, you’d be thinking twice before going there. But maybe that is the idea: keep the harassing tourists away from the place and keep it to yourself. Now that it is well known, you might end up fighting everyone away just to keep it yours.

Slag Pits

Now the name will probably put you off, but this is voyeur central. Watch towers, bushes to hide behind, and lowered high yield expos. What kind of person would not want to send their troops to this paradise? Take your time, explore the place, you might want to stay an extra night.

The Shattered Temple

With hidden expansions, rock covered gold, dark forests and a tower of light, this map is like Bali is to Phuket, or Seoul is to Tokyo. Same qualities, but bigger with more hidden secrets.

Typhon Peaks

Combining qualities of Shakuras Plateau, Scrap Station, and Xel’naga Caverns, this map has it all. Why would your zealot brethren not want to come here? Plenty of zerglings to slice up, lots of shiny crystals for those forever mining SCVs and definitely fit for a Queen.

So that is just a peek at what’s to come. I’ll be letting you know more about these places soon enough: the best nightclubs, secret little beaches and where the tastiest grub can be found.

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